SELECT SQL_CALC_FOUND_ROWS SQL_NO_CACHE `mediatypes`.`mtID` AS `mediaTypeID`,IF(`mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles", CONCAT(`users`.`userDisplayName`, " / ", `media`.`mediaTitle`), `media`.`mediaTitle`) AS `name`,`media`.`mediaTitle` AS `title`,`users`.`userDisplayName` AS `displayname`,`mediatypes`.`mtCode` AS `media`,IF(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(IF(CHAR_LENGTH(`media`.`mediaText`)>220, CONCAT(SUBSTRING(`media`.`mediaText`, 1, 220), "..."), `media`.`mediaText`), "\r", ""), "\n", " "), "&", "&"), "\"", """), "\'", "'"), "<", "<"), ">", ">")="", "", REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(REPLACE(IF(CHAR_LENGTH(`media`.`mediaText`)>220, CONCAT(SUBSTRING(`media`.`mediaText`, 1, 220), "..."), `media`.`mediaText`), "\r", ""), "\n", " "), "&", "&"), "\"", """), "\'", "'"), "<", "<"), ">", ">")) AS `text`,IF(`media`.`mediaFile`!="" AND `mediatypes`.`mtImage`+`mediatypes`.`mtVideo`!=0, CONCAT("media/", `networkAlias`, "/", `mediatypes`.`mtCode`, "/", IF(`mediatypes`.`mtVideo`=1, SUBSTRING(`media`.`mediaFile`, 1, LOCATE(".", `media`.`mediaFile`)-1), `media`.`mediaFile`)), (SELECT IF(`avatar`.`mediaFile`!="", CONCAT("media/", `networkAlias`, "/", `avatarmt`.`mtCode`, "/", `avatar`.`mediaFile`), "") FROM `media` AS `avatar`, `mediatypes` AS `avatarmt` WHERE `avatar`.`mediaUser`=`media`.`mediaUser` AND `avatar`.`mediaType`=`avatarmt`.`mtID` AND `avatarmt`.`mtCode`="profiles" LIMIT 1)) AS `image`,CONCAT("/", `users`.`userSeoName`, "/") AS `pubHref`,CONCAT("/", `users`.`userSeoName`, "/", IF(`mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles", "", CONCAT(`media`.`mediaSeoName`, "/")), "?disc%5B%5D=14") AS `href`,CONCAT("https://", `networkUrl`, "/", `users`.`userSeoName`, "/", IF(`mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles", "", CONCAT(`media`.`mediaSeoName`, "/"))) AS `abshref`,CASE WHEN `users`.`userNetwork`=9 AND `users`.`userElevation`>=99 THEN "special" WHEN `mediatypes`.`mtCode` IS NULL OR `mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles" THEN `users`.`userType` ELSE `mediatypes`.`mtCode` END AS `class`,IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDate`=1, IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`=`media`.`mediaDate`, DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, "%a %d %b %Y"), CONCAT(DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, CASE WHEN DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, "%Y%m")=DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "%Y%m") THEN "%a %d" WHEN DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, "%Y")=DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "%Y") THEN "%a %d %b" ELSE "%a %d %b %Y" END), " to ", DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "%a %d %b %Y"), " (", CASE WHEN DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1<7 THEN CONCAT(DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1, " days") WHEN DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1<=28 THEN CONCAT(ROUND((DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1)/7), IF(ROUND((DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1)/7)=1, " week", " weeks")) WHEN DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1<365 THEN CONCAT(ROUND((DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1)/30.417), IF(ROUND((DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1)/30.417)=1, " month", " months")) ELSE CONCAT(ROUND((DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1)/365), IF(DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`)+1<730, " year", " years")) END, ")")), "") AS `date`,`media`.`mediaDate` AS `rssdate`,DATE_FORMAT(`media`.`mediaDate`, "%Y-%m-%dT%TZ") AS `isodate`,IF(`mediatypes`.`mtCode`="profiles", CONCAT(UPPER(SUBSTRING(`userType`, 1, 1)), SUBSTRING(`userType`, 2)), `mediatypes`.`mtName`) AS `type`,((IF(`weightingCreated`>0 AND `media`.`mediaCreated`!="0000-00-00" AND `media`.`mediaCreated` BETWEEN "2019-04-26" AND "2019-10-11", ((1.1904761904762*(84-IF(`media`.`mediaCreated`>"2019-07-19", DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaCreated`, "2019-07-19"), DATEDIFF("2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaCreated`)))))*`weightingCreated`, 0))+(IF(`weightingUpdated`>0 AND `media`.`mediaUpdated`!="0000-00-00" AND `media`.`mediaUpdated` BETWEEN "2019-04-26" AND "2019-10-11", ((1.1904761904762*(84-IF(`media`.`mediaUpdated`>"2019-07-19", DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaUpdated`, "2019-07-19"), DATEDIFF("2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaUpdated`)))))*`weightingUpdated`, 0))+(IF(`weightingProfileupdated`>0 AND `userLastUpdate`!="0000-00-00" AND `userLastUpdate` BETWEEN "2019-04-26" AND "2019-10-11", ((1.1904761904762*(84-IF(`userLastUpdate`>"2019-07-19", DATEDIFF(`userLastUpdate`, "2019-07-19"), DATEDIFF("2019-07-19", `userLastUpdate`)))))*`weightingProfileupdated`, 0))+(IF(`weightingDate`>0 AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`)))!="0000-00-00" AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))) BETWEEN "2019-04-26" AND "2019-10-11", ((1.1904761904762*(84-IF(IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`)))>"2019-07-19", DATEDIFF(IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))), "2019-07-19"), DATEDIFF("2019-07-19", IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))))))))*`weightingDate`, 0))+(IF(`weightingDuration`>0 AND `mediatypes`.`mtDate`=1 AND `mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=1 AND IF(`mtFuture`=1, DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`), DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`)) BETWEEN 0 AND 365, (100-((100/365)*IF(`mtFuture`=1, DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDateEnd`, `media`.`mediaDate`), DATEDIFF(`media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))))*`weightingDuration`, 0))+(IF(`weightingProximity`>0 AND (3959*ACOS(COS(RADIANS(53.644394))*COS(RADIANS(IFNULL(`media`.`mediaLatitude`, `userLatitude`)))*COS(RADIANS(IFNULL(`media`.`mediaLongitude`, `userLongitude`))-RADIANS(-1.784605))+SIN(RADIANS(53.644394))*SIN(RADIANS(IFNULL(`media`.`mediaLatitude`, `userLatitude`)))))<100, (IF((3959*ACOS(COS(RADIANS(53.644394))*COS(RADIANS(IFNULL(`media`.`mediaLatitude`, `userLatitude`)))*COS(RADIANS(IFNULL(`media`.`mediaLongitude`, 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0)))/(`weightingCreated`+`weightingUpdated`+`weightingProfileupdated`+`weightingDate`+`weightingDuration`+`weightingProximity`+`weightingSpecial`+`weightingTotalitems`+`weightingMediaviews`+`weightingProfileviews`) AS `relevance` FROM `media`, `users`, `mediatypes`, `networks`, `weightings`, `mediarefinements` WHERE `media`.`mediaActive`=1 AND `media`.`mediaEncoding`=0 AND `media`.`mediaApproved`=1 AND `userID`=`media`.`mediaUser` AND `networkID`=`userNetwork` AND `userPublish`=1 AND `userActive`=1 AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `weightingNetwork`=9 AND `weightingType`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=8 AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDate`=0, 1, IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-07-19" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-07-19", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-07-19", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))) BETWEEN IF(`mediatypes`.`mtFuture`=1, "2019-07-19", "2018-07-19") AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtFuture`=1, "2020-07-18", "2019-07-19")) AND `mrMedia`=`media`.`mediaID` AND `mrRefinement` IN (14) GROUP BY `media`.`mediaID` ORDER BY `relevance` DESC LIMIT 0, 15;
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Bellacapella Community Choir - Maliswe

Bellacapella Community Choir - Maliswe

Come and join Bellacapella! An all inclusive adult rock/pop acapella choir that is open to all. Rehearsals are in term time on Monday evenings 6-7pm at Westergate Community School near Barnham. £2 donation on th.....Read more

The Jewel Song - Gounod

The Jewel Song - Gounod

Eloise Routledge performs The Jewel Song from Gounod's opera Faust, with pianist Nicola Rose For further sound clips, visit www.eloisesoprano.com..Read more

Hallelujah Chorus

Hallelujah Chorus

from Handel's Messiah..Read more

Something Inside So Strong

Something Inside So Strong

from 'Spirit of Song' concert 2010..Read more

Don't Stop Believing

Don't Stop Believing

from 'Spirit of Song' concert 2010..Read more

Tears in Heaven

Tears in Heaven

from 'Spirit of Song' concert 2010..Read more

For the Jazz, Baby - LIPA Large and Loose

For the Jazz, Baby - LIPA Large and Loose

An original piece recorded by the Large and Loose big band of the Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts, 2008...Read more

Out of Line - Puppet & The Dwarf

Out of Line - Puppet & The Dwarf

Things we need to say is the story of a man with a girl's name called Jane (thank you Firefly). Things were OK for a while but like many people, life started to get on top of him. In fact, he was at breaking point and dr.....Read more

4amcab: Series 1 Episode 1: Flab Burner

4amcab: Series 1 Episode 1: Flab Burner

This is a spoof advert taken from the very first episode. The TV is on at 4am and a crazy weightloss infomercial comes on, guaranteeing instant visible results. Did you dream it? Hear the rest of the Episode here:.....Read more

4amcab: Series 1 Episode 1: Dentist

4amcab: Series 1 Episode 1: Dentist

Taken from 4amcab Series 1 Episode 1 The dentist will see you now. Imagine if your dentist was really a megalomaniac who was intent on ruling the world and making himself richer. Don't imagine anymore, listen to thi.....Read more

4amcab S2Ep4: Spudmarine

4amcab S2Ep4: Spudmarine

Time: 0400 hours Location: Onboard a high tech, high spec, military stealth submarine, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean Mission: Classified Additional: Woof! Elsewhere, Svetlana has invited her new man to meet her Mo.....Read more

4amcab S2Ep5: Waaaahhhh!

4amcab S2Ep5: Waaaahhhh!

The birds and bees are still asleep but Lisa is feeling the pressure, literally. Mike is in denial about becoming a father, which is not what the situation calls for, so he’s put in charge of organising a cab to the hos.....Read more

4amcab S2Ep6: Quit Playing Games

4amcab S2Ep6: Quit Playing Games

Dave is now online. Reloading and flanking his way through life, Dave is not getting very far, despite his best mate Jason offering gameplay advice. Dave needs to get out more but there’s only one person that can make .....Read more

4am CAB S3Ep1: Creatively Speaking

4am CAB S3Ep1: Creatively Speaking

Welcome to the 4am Creative Advertising Bureau. Brett is enduring a self-inflicted mid-twenties crisis, Cheryl is having a bakery emergency, Fleur just wants the coffee machine to work and all the while Ian is living in.....Read more

A letter for Nicole

A letter for Nicole

A letter for Nicole written by Coed Flello For one of the greatest people in my life..Read more

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