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0)))/(`weightingCreated`+`weightingUpdated`+`weightingProfileupdated`+`weightingDate`+`weightingDuration`+`weightingProximity`+`weightingSpecial`+`weightingTotalitems`+`weightingMediaviews`+`weightingProfileviews`) AS `relevance` FROM `media`, `users`, `mediatypes`, `networks`, `weightings` WHERE `media`.`mediaActive`=1 AND `media`.`mediaEncoding`=0 AND `media`.`mediaApproved`=1 AND `userID`=`media`.`mediaUser` AND `networkID`=`userNetwork` AND `userPublish`=1 AND `userActive`=1 AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `weightingNetwork`=9 AND `weightingType`=`media`.`mediaType` AND `mediatypes`.`mtID`=3 AND `userNetwork` IN (9) AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDate`=0, 1, IF(`mediatypes`.`mtDateEnd`=0 OR `media`.`mediaDateEnd`="0000-00-00", `media`.`mediaDate`, IF("2019-08-18" BETWEEN `media`.`mediaDate` AND `media`.`mediaDateEnd`, "2019-08-18", IF(`media`.`mediaDate`>"2019-08-18", `media`.`mediaDate`, `media`.`mediaDateEnd`))) BETWEEN IF(`mediatypes`.`mtFuture`=1, "2019-08-18", "2018-08-18") AND IF(`mediatypes`.`mtFuture`=1, "2020-08-17", "2019-08-18")) AND MATCH(`media`.`mediaTitle`, `media`.`mediaSeoName`, `media`.`mediaText`, `media`.`mediaLink`, `media`.`mediaAddress`, `media`.`mediaLocation`, `media`.`mediaPostcode`, `media`.`mediaTelephone`, `media`.`mediaEmail`) AGAINST ('+batley*' IN BOOLEAN MODE) GROUP BY `media`.`mediaID` ORDER BY `relevance` DESC LIMIT 30, 15;
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Dorian

Thu 17 Oct 2019

Dorian

Andrew McMillan and Proper Job Theatre Company. What if a portrait didn’t accurately reflect the life you’ve lived, but could be manipulated to show the life you wish you’d lived? What if your body was changing, but th.....Read more

October Comedy Cellar

Thu 17 Oct 2019

October Comedy Cellar

Join us for Huddersfield premiere comedy night. Acts this month: Danny McLoughlin As seen on Dave’s One Night Stand. Voted best MC in the UK in a poll of his fellow comedians. Theatre tour support for Sean Lock, Mic.....Read more

Clare Teal and her Band

Thu 24 Oct 2019

Clare Teal and her Band

As the hot bed of Teal creativity, award winning jazz vocalist and Radio 2 presenter Clare Teal’s concerts with her Trio are constantly evolving and renowned across the country for their fabulous arrangements intersperse.....Read more

Memories of an Indian Childhood

Fri 25 Oct 2019

Memories of an Indian Childhood

Settle Stories. Be transported to Bombay… dusty, crowded and vibrant… Welcome to Sita’s world of large families, stubborn hairdos and romantic train journeys. Slowly the light-hearted stories about friendships and g.....Read more

Soonchild

Mon 28 Oct 2019

Soonchild

Red Earth Theatre in association with Arena Theatre Wolverhampton & Derby Theatre. Based on the book by Russell Hoban. Dig out your snowshoes for an Arctic Adventure with live music and songs, 3D and shadow puppets, .....Read more

Halloween crafts – mummies, mummies, mummies!

Tue 29 Oct 2019

Halloween crafts – mummies, mummies, mummies!

Halloween drop in session at Bagshaw Museum from 11am-3pm. Make your own mummy fingers and toes to scare people this Halloween! You can even decorate a spooky jar to keep them in. Also have a go at making mummy masks as.....Read more

John Robbins: Hot Shame (comedian)

Tue 29 Oct 2019

John Robbins: Hot Shame (comedian)

Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner, Digital DJ, Internet-Based Quiz Show Host, yells into a well. Robins returns with his first new show since the sell-out smash The Darkness Of Robins. Soul-bearing, self-lacerating, pipin.....Read more

Staging Schiele

Wed 30 Oct 2019

Staging Schiele

Shobana Jeyasingh Dance. Award-winning Shobana Jeyasingh Dance stage a new searing piece inspired by the life and work of artist Egon Shiele. Four dancers inhabit Schiele’s highly-charged world of colour, masterful.....Read more

Seaside Terror

Thu 31 Oct 2019

Seaside Terror

Odd Doll. Let Odd Doll take you on a terrifying trip to the seaside this Halloween. Be careful as you walk along the dilapidated pier, as the ice cream man is not quite who he seems… Explore his mind-boggling co.....Read more

Lost Bear

Sat 02 Nov 2019

Lost Bear

Clydebuilt Puppet Theatre. Lost Bear finds himself in a world that is full of Lost things, Lost Toys, Lost Hats, and Lost Umbrellas. Lost Bear travels to try and find his way home, his journey takes him through Lo.....Read more

How The Other Half Loves

Tue 05 to Sat 09 Nov 2019 (5 days)

How The Other Half Loves

Dick & Lottie. Alan Ayckbourn’s hilarious tale of extramarital affairs. When Bob and Fiona begin an affair their cover story is foolproof. But when an innocent couple become entwined in the lie, misunderstandings .....Read more

Stick Man

Sun 10 Nov 2019

Stick Man

Julia Donaldson & Axel Scheffler. Freckle Productions. Touching, funny and utterly original, Freckle Productions’ delightful adaptation of Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler’s STICK MAN comes to the Lawrence Batley Th.....Read more

Ed Byrne: If I'm Honest

Thu 21 Nov 2019

Ed Byrne: If I'm Honest

Join Ed as he takes a long hard look at himself and tries to decide if he has ANY traits that are worth passing on to his children. Ed Byrne presents his brand-new masterclass in observational comedy hot on the heels .....Read more

Broadway on Film: Moulin Rouge

Sun 17 Nov 2019

Broadway on Film: Moulin Rouge

Director: Baz Luhrmann Join us to celebrate some of the best musicals on Broadway with a week of special film screenings. Paris, 1899: a young Englishman becomes infatuated with Satine, a singer at the Moulin Rouge. .....Read more

Broadway on Film: Pretty Woman

Tue 19 Nov 2019

Broadway on Film: Pretty Woman

Director: Garry Marshall. Join us to celebrate some of the best musicals on Broadway with a week of special film screenings. Edward (Richard Gere) is a rich and sophisticated businessman who specialises in corpora.....Read more

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