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What's on in Kirklees, West Yorkshire / Events / December 2019 / "batley" / 1 to 3 of 3 https://www.creativekirklees.com/listings/events/?postcode=&q=batley&network%5B0%5D=9&month=12&view=rss Find amazing arts and creative events with Creative Kirklees’s What’s On guide for Huddersfield, Holmfirth, Dewsbury, Batley and surrounding areas. Get dates in your diary now! Christmas Comedy Cellar Wed, 18 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000 https://creativekirklees.com/lawrence-batley-theatre/christmas-comedy-cellar-2019/ Join us for an evening of ho-ho-hilarity at Huddersfield’s premiere comedy night. Acts this Christmas: Tom Wrigglesworth From Russell Howard’s Good News, Edinburgh Comedy Fest and Electric Dreams. Sony Award winner f... The Krumpus Wed, 11 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000 https://creativekirklees.com/lawrence-batley-theatre/the-krumpus/ A Fierce Fairytale by Nikita Gill. Alice knows at Christmas if you’ve been good you receive presents and if you’re naughty to expect a lump of coal. She had heard stories of monsters under the bed but didn’t really b... Sleeping Beauty Fri, 06 Dec 2019 00:00:00 +0000 https://creativekirklees.com/lawrence-batley-theatre/sleeping-beauty-2019/ Andrew Pollard Director: Joyce Branagh Book before 31 January and get 10% off full price tickets! Go on a magical adventure with our new pantomime Sleeping Beauty! From the team who brought you Aladdin and Jack...